NASA: Space Aliens May Destroy Humanity to Save... Space Aliens.

Let me get this straight: instead of NASA taking us farther out into space, preparing science and technology to help humanity leave this little stinking mudball, they are now taking us farther out into speculative territory once inhabited only by Hollywood.

Let's look at the time line...

• 1951: "The Day the Earth Stood Still", a most excellent movie, is released.


• 1969: The United States puts a man on the moon and returns him safely to Earth.


• 2000: Al Gore, failed politician, seeks a new 'job title'; begins to tout 'Global Warming'.


• 2008: Barack Obama, a known Socialist, is elected President of the USA.


• 2008: Shitty remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still", with Keanu Reeves playing a space alien who threatens to destroy humanity because of Global Warming.


• 2009: Barack Obama, in order to fund more dirty socialisms, zeros the Space Shuttle.


• 2010: Barack Hussein Obama kills NASA's planned moon-return mission; tells NASA  it's mission is to help Muslims 'feel better' about themselves.


• 2011: Space Shuttle Atlantis makes the final Space Shuttle mission. Barack Obama zeros out the Space Shuttle and any future manned space missions during his watch; killing the US's ambitions and 10,000 NASA jobs.


• 2011: NASA goes bugfuck crazy; NASA scientists accept this 'SCIENCE!' that strongly resembles 2008's The Day the Earth Stood Still ...

Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists

Rising greenhouse emissions could tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report for Nasa

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth's atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

This highly speculative scenario is one of several described by scientists at Nasa and Pennsylvania State University that, while considered unlikely, they say could play out were humans and alien life to make contact at some point in the future.

I strongly believe we here in the USA peaked in July of 1969, with the landing of a human on the moon and returning him safely to Earth.



Since, we've had various societal peaks and valleys, but mostly we have collectively declined (thanks!, collectivism). This decline is now apparently noticeable even from Sirius, if we are being 'watched' by NASA's 'space aliens'.

Why would space aliens have to worry about us poor little humans here in the failed USA? How could we be a danger to other space alien races, since we now lack the basic technology to reach even our own satellite ?

The original "The Day the Earth Stood Still" was remade in 2008, and featured this very same plot structure: we, humans, need be destroyed to save 'Mother Earth', a rare gem indeed. Utter insipid bullshit, playing to the 'global warming' fearmongering promoted by mostly Left-leaning Democrats and social Leftists planet-wide.

Today, once-proud NASA, instead of preparing to help us get us off this little planet, is now directed to make Muslims 'feel better' about themselves and to promote half-baked theorems supporting speculative science; nice 'collective' science that exists and is supported by LeftLibProggs for to attack our Capitalist successes and our way of life.

Yes, friends and neighbors, we are definitely now in a steep economic, moral and professional decline.

SCIENCE!

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UPDATE

Paul Krugman, today... (h/t LMC)

Paul Krugman: Think about World War II, right? That was actually negative for social product spending, and yet it brought us out. I mean, partly because you want to put these things together, if we say, "Look, we could use some inflation." Ken and I are both saying that, which is of course anathema to a lot of people in Washington, but is in fact what the basic logic says.

It's very hard to get inflation in a depressed economy. But if you have a program of government spending plus an expansionary policy by the Fed, you could get that. So if you think about using all of these things together, you could accomplish a great deal.

If we discovered that space aliens were planning to attack and we needed a massive buildup to counter the space alien threat - and really inflation and budget deficits took secondary place to that - this slump would be over in 18 months. And then if we discovered, oops, we made a mistake there aren't actually any space aliens.

This might get interesting. ;D

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