Bin Laden "Command Center" videos released. Surprisingly enough, I find evidence of...tampering!

These videos, released Saturday, ostensibly show Bin Laden looking at himself, or at blank screens...

On Saturday, the White House released five video clips of bin Laden taken from the compound, most of them showing the al Qaeda leader, his beard dyed black, evidently rehearsing the video-taped speeches he sometimes distributed to his followers.

None of the videos were released with sound. A U.S. intelligence official said it had been removed because the United States did not want to transmit bin Laden's propaganda. But he said they contained the usual criticism of the United States as well as capitalism.

While several video segments showed him rehearsing, one showed an aging and gray-bearded bin Laden in a scruffy room, wrapped in a blanket and wearing a ski cap while watching videotapes of himself.

I doubted very much this was true. So, I applied my 'patented' 'scrubbed and doctored image scrubber removal and inversion' tools and uncovered a surprising surprise...that Bin Laden had developed NEW bomb-making videos, using a refurbished (but enhanced!) Commodore 64 graphics engine, with a non-goat(eed) CGI model designed to 'lure' modern-day proto-Jihadists into the burgeoning 'RAGE BOY TERRORIST!' profession.

These videos, meant for future release in various low-level Islamic sites and chatrooms, are tailored to attract the 'westernized' Jihadist who doesn't really believe all that old fuddy-duddy-speak about 72 virgins anymore, and that standard-stable goat just isn't working out so well either. So, an attractive CGI model was developed.

Here's the result of my image-scrubbing inversion work ...

For further information about this newly-hatched CGI weapon, see Cowboy Blob. He's on top of it, really.

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WINNAH! Thanks, Cowboy~!