Herman Cain and Gloria Cain, the Official Photo

This was passed out by 'Friends of Herman Cain'.

There on the lefty politics and photo analysis blog where I found this, where there are also lefties remarking that Mrs. Cain looks like she's being 'swallowed' and 'overly protected', I did my own bit of analysis, and noted...

The door, slightly ajar, with the evil eye of Sauron (sorry, the Media) peering in.

That would be the same Media eye that didn't even try to properly vet Mr. Obama, yet this time it's struggling to search for and sour anything it's gaze touches.

As a comparison, I also spotted this photo of M'Chelle Obama, purportedly showing some kids in New Orleans how to exercise. To me, it seems she's saying...

"ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE BASTARDS, WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK MY FRENCH FRIES?
RAISE YOUR HANDS OR I'LL EAT EVERY LAST DAMNED ONE OF YOU~!"

Harrumph.

Or something like that.

;D

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Sunday Funnies: Marxine, M'Chelle and Barack, Oh My!

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Plouffe: Mrs. Obama, I need to speak with you for a minute.

(Silence)

Plouffe: Mrs. Obama?

Michelle: Can’t you see I’m trying to get the meat out of the claw? It’s very tricky. I need to concentrate.

Plouffe: Mrs. Obama, I’m afraid I have some bad news for you . . .

Michelle: Oh no, another masseuse quit?

Plouffe: No, I’m afraid you’re going to have to cut the vacation short and leave a day earlier than planned.

Michelle: Oh, well I have some bad news for you: I’m staying. Now scram.

Plouffe: Mrs. Obama, the president has to leave a day early to deal with the hurricane, and we’d like you to come with him.

Michelle: You think I’m taking orders from a little worn like you? You look skinny. Why don’t you go get something to eat, worm? If he wants to go, rev up his jet and get him out of here. Now let me finish my lobster.

Plouffe: Mrs. Obama, I’m really sorry, but we’re worried about the symbolism of the first lady remaining on a luxurious vacation while the East Coast is getting destroyed by a hurricane.

Michelle: Symbolism? How about the symbolism of me smacking you over the head with seashell?

Plouffe: Now Mrs. Obama, I don’t think that’s necessary.

Michelle: I’ll show you what’s necessary.

(She throws a lobster tail at him)

Plouffe: This isn’t working. (Calling out) Mr. President? Mr. President? You need to speak with Mrs. Obama.



Obama: (from far away): I’m busy.

Plouffe: Busy with what?

(Silence)

Obama: I’m on the phone.

Plouffe: Who are you on the phone with?

(Silence)

Obama: I’m in the bathroom.

Plouffe: Mr. President, can you come over here?

Obama: I’m . . . I’m on the phone in the bathroom.

Plouffe: Mr. President!

Obama: Okay, I’m coming.

(Obama enters the room)

Michelle: Your lackey here is risking his life by telling me I’m going home with you one day early. Set him straight.

Obama: Michelle, I’ve got to get back to Washington to deal with the hurricane, and you -

Michelle: What are you going to do about the hurricane, fix people’s houses? You don’t which end of a hammer of to hold.

Obama: Now Michelle, that’s not fair.

Michelle: Last time you tried to hang a picture you busted open your finger and spent a whole week looking at it to see if it was infected. You can’t use a teleprompter to fix a house, Barack.

Plouffe: (under his breath): And people think it’s the job that’s giving him gray hairs.

Michelle: What’s that, lackey? You’re like Ed McMahon, always laughing at everything Johnny Carson over here says. Well I do what I want. And I’ve decided I’m staying until Tuesday.

Plouffe: Oh God.

Obama: Darling . . .

Michelle: Don’t you darling me. I’m sure Ed McMahon will fix everything for you. Now if the hurricane comes through here Sunday when will the stores be open?

Reggie Love: By Monday if the damage isn’t too bad.

Obama: Reggie cut it out! She’s not staying.

Michelle: What did you say?

Obama: I mean, sweet flower, please come home with your Barry.

Michelle: Screw you, Herbert Hoover.

(Go read the EXCITING FINISH~! )

Oh, and speaking of M'Chelle, Theo's Caption Contest...

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Team OBAMALYPSE

Way to go, Barack Obama. Nice disastrous speech you gave there.
Uplifting. Really turned the markets around.

Obama gave an astounding speech earlier today. The Dow was already down hard but tanked to 500 lower after Obama declared credit ratings meaningless. He actually said the following at 6:28:

"No matter what some agency may say, we've always been and always will be a triple-A country."

Typical Marxist endgame propaganda. Namely that REALITY IS NOT REALITY. PERCEPTION IS REALITY. FEELING and SENTIMENT ARE REALITY. No matter what objective reality may show you, the only reality is what the state TELLS you it is. If we FEEL that we are still AAA, then we are still AAA and reality does not matter.

THAT is when the DOW started to really tank. This is just about the single most terrifying thing that the market could possibly hear. Markets don't like it when heads of state publicly and explicitly declare that they are officially divorcing from reality.

Hey, look on the bright side! We might still be underdog to France, but at least we're still beating Spain, right?

Wait...

Sigh.

Nevermind.

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M'Chelle's back home. It's time...

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DSK and Michelle Obama...

...considered from the perspective of the dirty socialist himself...

...he did nothing wrong at all.

Michelle Obama, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, and an obviously unwilling-to-share-the-wealth Barack Obama.

United in socialism; they all three deserve each other.

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