Weiner will be out of a House...

...if not today, then by Friday. Oh, which House, you ask? Read on.

No sane person is defending this little twerp. Not even Chuck-U Schumer, the New York Senator who is his 'Daddy' figure. Republicans are wisely pointing fingers at any Democrat who supports this little bitch.

Andrew Breitbart, you're a gentleman and a scholar, and deserve accolades. The amount of venom spewed in your direction by the Left is a badge of honor. Keep up the good work, man, and we need 100 more just like you.

Keep a close eye on Huma Weiner. If Huma under-reacts to this episode, that’ll just fuel the long-standing speculations that she’s had her face buried in Hillary’s crotch for all these years now.

Just look at this crooked picture: Weiner and ‘Weiner’ have been married for what, less than a year? Traditionally they are in the period of time still defined as a honeymoon; the shine’s not even nearly polished on the trailer hitch just yet. What, Huma can’t command a Weiner’s attention any better than this?

If there’s not some quid pro quim here, I’ll be surprised.

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John Edwards: His Story, Regaled in Photoshops

One of the best political take-downs in recent memory. John Edwards, AKA "Silky Pony", AKA "Breck Girl", falls in love with a slatternly videographer; cheats on his cancer-stricken wife, and collapses in a heap of FAIL.

LULZ~!~

'Silky Pony' John Edwards rides high in the saddle

Thanks! Rielle! But for you, this bastiche might be our VP

John Edwards, alone in a hotel room, staring at his laptop.

Rielle Hunter tells GQ "I was not the home wrecker".

Pretty Boy says he'll take his own life before he goes to prison. I suppose this starts the John Edwards suicide watch.

Somewhere, Elizabeth is smiling, smiling. Or if not, I'm smiling for her. ;D

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Obfuscation 101, as taught by Representative Anthony Weiner (NY 4½): In this lesson, we see a frustrated little prick call CNN's Ted Barrett a "jackass".

This story now has legs. The usually lackadasical MSM, including CNN, are growing weary of Rep. Weiner's stonewalling and obfuscation. It's time to press him for more details; here, his lying is obvious. It's blood in the water (or would be, if Weiner had an "R" after his name). Just witness his anger. This video certainly didn't help his 'cause', which was to continue to attack Republicans in his ankle-biting fashion, as he's always done. A mouthy little twerp...

Rep. Weiner can't ask for Capitol police or the FBI to investigate the 'hacking'. Because there was no 'hacking'.

This guy is a potential sex offender, having demonstrated an unnatural fondness for young girls, so much so that he sends them pictures of his chicken legs and tiny prick.

A good thing this was discovered early, before he becomes a dangerous predator. Maybe he can get some help now (after he resigns of course); maybe he can regain, in time, some respect and rejoin society.

I meant polite society, of course. Democrats will always accept him (just as they accepted Bill (Oral Office) Clinton and Ted (Got Splash?) Kennedy) because, after all, Anthony Weiner is one of Them.

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Maureen Dowd speaks out against males. Unless, of course, they have a "D" label, like Al Gore..

It's a good thing that Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a dirty French socialist with exquisite (and expensive) tastes, living a life of elite luxury, gets handcuffed and tossed in Ricker's without bail for trying to demean a fellow human. More dirty socialists should go down this way. That'll teach those French bastards to come over here and act, well, French.

Maureen Dowd begins her NYT editorial very well; exposing DSK and slapping him around...

Oh, she wanted it.

She wanted it bad.

That’s what every hard-working, God-fearing, young widow who breaks her back doing menial labor at a Times Square hotel to support her teenage daughter, justify her immigration status and take advantage of the opportunities in America wants — a crazed, rutting, wrinkly old satyr charging naked out of a bathroom, lunging at her and dragging her around the room, caveman-style. ...

According to the claims of the 32-year-old West African maid, what took place in the $3,000-a-day Sofitel suite had nothing to do with seduction. If the allegation is true, Strauss-Kahn’s behavior, boorish and primitive, is rape. ...

“She is a simple housekeeper who was going into a room to clean a room,” Shapiro told The Times. He called the devout Muslim woman from the Bronx “a very proper, dignified young woman” and said “she did not even know who this guy was” until she saw the news accounts.

A very well written and placed attack on DSK; but then, a reach across the aisle, linking Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'groping' incident...

Another famous European with a disturbing pattern of sexual aggression got in trouble over the help this week: The ex-governor of California, who got elected after his wife, Maria Shriver, defended him so eloquently against groping charges.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was also guilty of the raw assertion of male power.

...without mentioning 'sex-crazed poodle' Al Gore, who availed himself of a female hired masseuse in Portland, who stated that Mr. Gore was a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her, leaving stains on her slacks?

Why the omission, Ms. Dowd, unless you are OK with being viewed as hyper-partisan, not to mention a hypocritical and disgusting dirty socialist yourself, being protective of anything with a "D" label?

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