As seen in USA Today: Murfreesboro's own Marc Elliot L'Hommedieu

Ha. Ha. Heh. Ha.

It doesn't pay to be a troll-boi, now does it? Nor does it pay to be a stalker.

Lessons (finally?) learned, and all of that.

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Now, for your enjoyment, I present "FILL IN THE BLANKS!"

What new internet term does this photo of Barack Obama (who is lifting his hand up during this official UN photo, in effect facepalming the guy next to him) bring to mind? I've helpfully given you sufficient clues to get you started.

H/t this photo to @Velvethammer, from her post "Caption This! Obama UN Photo Op Faux Pas", blogging at the most excellent blog "Ironic Surrealism". Also blogging, Thomas Lifson at the American Thinker blog, who adds...

Our genius president has done it again. In a group photo of national leaders at the Open Government Partnership event at the United Nations, President Ego decided to wave at the camera, blocking the face of the man standing next to him, so it is not possible to identify him.

Ordinarily, I would suspect this is a photshopped image. But it comes to us via Obamaphillic MSNBC, and is credited to Allan Tannenbaum-Pool / Getty Images.

(Just in case you get stuck on what goes in the blank spaces, see here. )

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On That Photo of Michele Bachmann Eating a Hot Dog at the Iowa State Fair...Obama Ate One, Too.

From May 10, 2009.

You go, girl.

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Sexting Therapy: "Weiner's pulling out"

Ha! The NY Post...

Weiner's pulling out -- for a little while, at least.

Serial-sexting Congressman Anthony Weiner headed off to rehab and will seek a leave of absence, as Nancy Pelosi and other Dems demanded he quit following his admission to sending private Twitter messages to a 17-year-old girl.

Weiner's office said the randy rep left this morning for "professional treatment," and will take a leave of absence from the House as he tries to become a better family man.

“Congressman Weiner departed this morning to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person,” Weiner’s office said in a statement. “In light of that, he will request a short leave of absence from the House of Representatives so that he can get evaluated and map out a course of treatment to make himself well.

"Congressman Weiner takes the views of his colleagues very seriously and has determined that he needs this time to get healthy and make the best decision possible for himself, his family and his constituents."

Meanwhile, Pelosi and DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz today said Weiner should resign, calling his sending explicit photos and raunchy emails to women all over the country "indefensible" and a distraction.

I gots your 'sexting therapy', that what we do to make geldings, for to remove hormonally-related bad behaviors. As, ri'cheer.

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Weiner will be out of a House...

...if not today, then by Friday. Oh, which House, you ask? Read on.

No sane person is defending this little twerp. Not even Chuck-U Schumer, the New York Senator who is his 'Daddy' figure. Republicans are wisely pointing fingers at any Democrat who supports this little bitch.

Andrew Breitbart, you're a gentleman and a scholar, and deserve accolades. The amount of venom spewed in your direction by the Left is a badge of honor. Keep up the good work, man, and we need 100 more just like you.

Keep a close eye on Huma Weiner. If Huma under-reacts to this episode, that’ll just fuel the long-standing speculations that she’s had her face buried in Hillary’s crotch for all these years now.

Just look at this crooked picture: Weiner and ‘Weiner’ have been married for what, less than a year? Traditionally they are in the period of time still defined as a honeymoon; the shine’s not even nearly polished on the trailer hitch just yet. What, Huma can’t command a Weiner’s attention any better than this?

If there’s not some quid pro quim here, I’ll be surprised.

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My theory : 'Huma Weiner' sent Weiner's wiener pic to that beautiful gal in Seattle, in a fit of jealous rage.

Huma Weiner
Anthony Weiner
No Kids. Please.

Huma Weiner (actually, she kept her maiden name; she's officially Huma Abedin. She didn't even take Weiner's name in the hyphenated form. But "Huma Weiner" is how she's officially known on this site) is a poor Muslim girl-child married to a nice (!) Jewish boy. A poor Muslim girl-child who is rich, rich, RICH! (hear that, Democrats? an evil RICH person you can demagogue!) enough to buy, on a pauper's salary, an expensive townhouse in NYC. A poor, devout Muslim girl-child who's been rumored to be involved in a lesbian relationship with Hillary Clinton; rumors that've circulated since long before the 2008 election. Of course, those rumors are unsubstantiated; there's never fire where's there's smoke, as far as Democrats are concerned (unless it's a REPUBLICAN with smoking, dancing feet in a bathroom stall, of course; then Democrats will throw gasoline and matches on the smoke until there is BLAZE!).

'Huma Weiner' just looks to me to be the sort of gal who would lash out at a husband's Twitter girlfriends, who are prettier than she is. And, who else but 'Huma Weiner' had access to Anthony Weiner's personal photos of his own wiener, pictures that in fact he can't, won't deny are his ?

This guy is protecting his jealous wife. That's why he pulled back from formal FBI and Capitol Police investigations of the alleged 'hack' of his verified Twitter account, and instead hired 'private investigators' (who can be told what to report back).

Awwww, isn't that sweet, Anthony Weiner hiding his jealous wife's rage? It's true Married Bliss, where instead of seeing 'Huma Weiner' cutting off offending Anthony Weiner's wiener and tossing it in front of a New York City subway train, a photo is sent via Twitter over the intertubes to Weiner's 'girlfriend' as a pathetic little jealous scream, the intent of which is 'Just LOOK at what you CAN'T HAVE, you little Seattle HUSSY BITCH!'

Just look deep into 'Huma Weiner's' eyes. You see it too, don't you?

Huma Weiner
(or, as she'd rather be known for whatever reason)
Huma Abedin

God help the boy if she ever gets hold of a scimitar.

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