Showing posts with label political cartoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label political cartoon. Show all posts

Sunday, 28 August 2011

Sunday Funnies: Marxine, M'Chelle and Barack, Oh My!

Jai singh | 16:34 | | | | | | Be the first to comment!



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Plouffe: Mrs. Obama, I need to speak with you for a minute.

(Silence)

Plouffe: Mrs. Obama?

Michelle: Can’t you see I’m trying to get the meat out of the claw? It’s very tricky. I need to concentrate.

Plouffe:
Mrs. Obama, I’m afraid I have some bad news for you . . .

Michelle: Oh no, another masseuse quit?

Plouffe: No, I’m afraid you’re going to have to cut the vacation short and leave a day earlier than planned.

Michelle: Oh, well I have some bad news for you: I’m staying. Now scram.

Plouffe: Mrs. Obama, the president has to leave a day early to deal with the hurricane, and we’d like you to come with him.

Michelle: You think I’m taking orders from a little worn like you? You look skinny. Why don’t you go get something to eat, worm? If he wants to go, rev up his jet and get him out of here. Now let me finish my lobster.

Plouffe:
Mrs. Obama, I’m really sorry, but we’re worried about the symbolism of the first lady remaining on a luxurious vacation while the East Coast is getting destroyed by a hurricane.

Michelle: Symbolism? How about the symbolism of me smacking you over the head with seashell?

Plouffe: Now Mrs. Obama, I don’t think that’s necessary.

Michelle: I’ll show you what’s necessary.

(She throws a lobster tail at him)

Plouffe:
This isn’t working. (Calling out) Mr. President? Mr. President? You need to speak with Mrs. Obama.



Obama: (from far away): I’m busy.

Plouffe: Busy with what?

(Silence)

Obama: I’m on the phone.

Plouffe: Who are you on the phone with?

(Silence)

Obama: I’m in the bathroom.

Plouffe: Mr. President, can you come over here?

Obama: I’m . . . I’m on the phone in the bathroom.

Plouffe: Mr. President!

Obama:
Okay, I’m coming.

(Obama enters the room)

Michelle: Your lackey here is risking his life by telling me I’m going home with you one day early. Set him straight.

Obama: Michelle, I’ve got to get back to Washington to deal with the hurricane, and you -

Michelle:
What are you going to do about the hurricane, fix people’s houses? You don’t which end of a hammer of to hold.

Obama: Now Michelle, that’s not fair.

Michelle:
Last time you tried to hang a picture you busted open your finger and spent a whole week looking at it to see if it was infected. You can’t use a teleprompter to fix a house, Barack.

Plouffe:
(under his breath): And people think it’s the job that’s giving him gray hairs.

Michelle:
What’s that, lackey? You’re like Ed McMahon, always laughing at everything Johnny Carson over here says. Well I do what I want. And I’ve decided I’m staying until Tuesday.

Plouffe:
Oh God.

Obama:
Darling . . .

Michelle:
Don’t you darling me. I’m sure Ed McMahon will fix everything for you. Now if the hurricane comes through here Sunday when will the stores be open?

Reggie Love:
By Monday if the damage isn’t too bad.

Obama: Reggie cut it out! She’s not staying.

Michelle:
What did you say?

Obama: I mean, sweet flower, please come home with your Barry.

Michelle: Screw you, Herbert Hoover.
(Go read the EXCITING FINISH~! )

Oh, and speaking of M'Chelle, Theo's Caption Contest...






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Thursday, 11 August 2011

Fast and Furious...

Jai singh | 06:33 | | | | | | | | Be the first to comment!
...blogging, that is. I'm in a hurry today.

Sister Toldjah on the Wisconsin recalls...

Your plot to seize control of the state senate is dead, and there's a reasonable chance you could lose next week the two seats you gained this week.

In other words, Democrats, union bosses, and progressives, for your $30,000,000 and all your bussed in, slogan-chanting help, and even if you save those two seats next week, you'll have won nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada. Bupkis.

So go ahead, try to recall Walker next year. Take your campaign to save your corrupt, self-serving arrangements to other states. Spend all the money you can. It looks like a great idea. To conservatives.

Iconic photo of the Year ?


Oh, and some UK parents realize what's the problem. Look to London to see the fruition of the liberalization of schools and attitudes, and the effect of eschewing a proper level of discipline on youth ...

UK riots: 'Being liberal is fine, but we need to be given the right to parent'

"Parents are fearful about how they chastise their children," Clasford Stirling, a veteran youth worker, who runs the football club at Broadwater Farm community centre in Tottenham, said. "There's been an erosion of authority for a long time. Parents move very gingerly not to upset their own kids – that's the reality."

"Bad behaviour and criminality has been glamorised on the streets. Teachers are scared to punish children. The modern child isn't frightened of their parents. They don't care if the police lock them up,"

Truth, dat. We aren't afraid to eventually lock the little buggers up (our prisons are perpetually the fullest on the planet, save maybe China's and North Korea's) but to avoid such necessities later we should engender a healthy fear of authoriteh at a young age. That would be a good thing to do, as human animals also need to be trained.

If (when) this rioting gets started here in America (well, look at Wisconsin, at the targeted beating of whites by blacks at the fair last week) there won't be a hesitant reaction by police, business owners and citizens; we are not disarmed as the Brits allowed themselves to become. Some little shits will get killed.

Ours will be a bloodbath.

Oh, and on our Dirty Socialist in Chief, this found at Theo's...




Our Incredible Shirking, Shrinking President

Dumbass is going on vacation. Again.

Democrats are getting increasingly worried about their chosen O!NE...

With President Obama’s reelection on the line, Democrats are increasingly anxious about what they see as his failure to advance a coherent and muscular strategy for addressing the nation’s economic ills.

Growing numbers of Obama’s allies, beyond the liberal activists who have expressed disappointment in the past, contend that he has trimmed his sails too much since the party’s electoral defeats last fall. This sentiment has sharpened in the wake of the negotiations over the debt ceiling, when the president accepted Republican demands for spending cuts without obtaining guarantees of tax revenue increases, which he said were necessary for a “balanced approach.”


Obama’s standing has been further challenged by a string of recent events that are testing his presidential mettle: the first-ever credit downgrade of the U.S. government by the Standard & Poor’s rating agency on Friday night, a helicopter crash in Afghanistan that same night that killed 22 Navy SEALs and eight other service members, and a topsy-turvy stock market once again prompting fears of a double-dip recession.

“The president has shown himself unwilling to just dig in on a position,” said Dee Dee Myers, who was Bill Clinton’s White House press secretary. “He’s for jobs. I’ve heard him say that. He’s for being the grown-up in the room. But beyond that, I’m not actually sure what his bottom line is.”

His bottom line, Dee Dee, is to get re-elected so as to continue enjoying these taxpayer-funded vacations.

After all, he's the King of da Moochers, and just wants to lead by example. He's certainly doing that very well, wouldn't you say?


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Saturday, 7 May 2011

Moving right along... Hey, Hey, Barack Obama Post-Osama; now guess what is your job?

Jai singh | 06:35 | | | | | | | Be the first to comment!

Heh. "Self Serve". This Ramirez fellow, he's good, damned good.

Are you one of the Welfare Recipients who received an "Earned Income Tax Credit" of more than what was deducted from your paycheck in the first place?
Fair tax or flat tax.

No voting if you don’t have skin in the game. Otherwise, you’ll almost always vote for other people’s money.
Sounds good to me. No vote if you don't actually PAY taxes.

We can't afford to give dirty socialists a key to the treasury. Since we did, we're stuck with the new far-Left Democratic party, and dirty socialists like Barack (Community ORGANIZER! of MOOCHERS!) Obama.

It's coming due, this overarching debt. There was only one Osama to kill; now, and right up to the 2012 election, "It's the ECONOMY. Stupid".

h/t Theo Spark

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